You see there's this kid, Napoleon. He lives with his grandmother and 32-year-old brother in a small town in Idaho. Napoleon likes to draw mythical creatures during class and hang out with his friend Pedro, who has this awesome bike. Napoleon wants to ask a girl to the upcoming school dance. His brother wants to meet a woman he's been talking to on the Internet. His Uncle Rico wants to buy a time machine to go back to 1982 and win the state high school football championship. His friend Pedro wants to become student body president.
This is Napoleon Dynamite. You should probably go see it. It's flippin' sweet.
Also, the guy who plays Napoleon, John Heder, is from Salem! Fewer than six degrees!
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