Earlier this week while I was working at the record store, a young guy my age came up and asked me to read the song names off of a tape because he was farsighted.
Tracks included, to the best of my memory, titles such as:
"Baby, Lay Down Beside Me"
"I'm Gonna Sex You Up"
"My Lovin' Is For You"
and many more typical R&B song titles.
It was pretty hard for me to keep a deadpan expression as I read off the song titles. I'm not sure if he felt weird about the whole exchange, but he bought the tapes. Then he grabbed my ass.
Well, okay, I made up the last part.